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Post by Sleepy on Sept 16, 2010 14:46:18 GMT -5
Right, so I've asked her to go to a concert with me on Saturday. Wish me luck, guys. Good luck! You must tell us how it goes.
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Post by Bezron on Sept 16, 2010 14:58:24 GMT -5
If hugs don't work try rohypnol Rohypnol takes too long...use chloroform
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Post by Ian1732 on Sept 16, 2010 16:47:29 GMT -5
SHIT PISS FUCK GOD DAMN IT. Well, I asked her, and she told me that her dad's out of town that day, and that he doesn't want her out while he's gone. THE ONLY GODDAMN TIME I WORK UP THE BALLS TO ASK HER OUT, AND I GET REJECTED BY DEFAULT.
MOTHERFUCKER.
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Post by Vene on Sept 16, 2010 17:11:31 GMT -5
SHIT PISS FUCK GOD DAMN IT. Well, I asked her, and she told me that her dad's out of town that day, and that he doesn't want her out while he's gone. THE ONLY GODDAMN TIME I WORK UP THE BALLS TO ASK HER OUT, AND I GET REJECTED BY DEFAULT. MOTHERFUCKER. You didn't get rejected, reschedule and find something else to do.
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Post by Ian1732 on Sept 16, 2010 17:56:15 GMT -5
Well, I didn't know what the right word to use was. Still pretty frustrating, though.
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Post by Sleepy on Sept 16, 2010 19:59:13 GMT -5
Just remember that you asked her out once. You can do it again. Have some confidence. But if she repeatedly gives "reasons" that she can't go out with you, take the hint.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 17, 2010 1:03:55 GMT -5
If she rejects you again, then flop it out. If that doesn't work, she's obviously a lesbian.
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Post by Sleepy on Sept 17, 2010 9:24:51 GMT -5
If she rejects you again, then flop it out. If that doesn't work, she's obviously a lesbian. "See what you're missin' out on, baby? Eight inches of perfection."
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Post by Bezron on Sept 17, 2010 10:34:52 GMT -5
Eight??
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Post by Vene on Sept 17, 2010 17:05:24 GMT -5
If she rejects you again, then flop it out. If that doesn't work, she's obviously a lesbian. "See what you're missin' out on, baby? Eight inches of perfection." From experience, 8 inches of penis is a lot of dick.
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Post by Ian1732 on Sept 17, 2010 21:16:49 GMT -5
You guys are great. XD But yeah... Homecoming's coming up soon, in a few weeks. And with that, comes the Homecoming dance. I think that'll be my chance. If she can't make it to that, I'mma call bullshit.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Sept 17, 2010 21:43:04 GMT -5
Seems like a good idea to me.
Then again, I'm not really the best source for romantic advice.
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Post by Ian1732 on Sept 27, 2010 15:05:31 GMT -5
GOD DAMMIT, I can't do it! Why is it so hard, it's just seven goddamn words. "Will you go to Homecoming with me?" And I can hardly work up the nerve to say hello! How should I approach the situation, guys? I need strategies here!
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Post by davedan on Sept 27, 2010 16:16:42 GMT -5
Use the chloroform and when she wakes up tell her how great it is that you're going to the homecoming dance together and that she should take a test for chlamydia
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 27, 2010 16:37:30 GMT -5
Write it on one of those "do not disturb" cards you hang on hotel room doors, hang it on your (erect) penis, get her attention and drop your pants.
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