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Post by rookie on Sept 18, 2011 9:37:38 GMT -5
-You protest socialized healthcare while on Medicare/Medicaid.
-Are deeply worried that the United States of America isn't specifically named in the Bible.
-Assume that P=poverty, L= Laziness, and T=time, believe that P=LT.
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 18, 2011 10:00:51 GMT -5
-You protest socialized healthcare while on Medicare/Medicaid. -Are deeply worried that the United States of America isn't specifically named in the Bible. -Assume that P=poverty, L= Laziness, and T=time, believe that P=LT. Algebra is Muslim. No teabagger would know it. |
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Post by trike on Sept 18, 2011 10:05:49 GMT -5
-You decry the "death panels" that will arise should the US ever go the route of socialized medicine but are quite ok with people dying now not being able to afford health care.
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POSW
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Still metal, no longer Jewish
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Post by POSW on Sept 18, 2011 18:14:23 GMT -5
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Post by nickiknack on Sept 18, 2011 23:24:52 GMT -5
if you say others who are unemployed are lazy, but it's ok when you're out of a job
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apedant
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Over himself, over his body and soul, the individual is sovereign--J S Mill.
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Post by apedant on Sept 19, 2011 1:37:59 GMT -5
But when I'm unemployed it's because of commie fascist big government policy. They all chose to be unemployed.
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Post by rookie on Sept 19, 2011 19:48:50 GMT -5
-You really do think that illegal aliens are stealing jobs from Americans.
-You think a fence/wall will keep them out.
-Though you have never seen one, you know all about Welfare Cadillacs and anchor babies.
-You are perfectly willing to hold America hostage to protect it from Americans.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 19, 2011 19:54:56 GMT -5
You've ever uttered the words "Welfare queen" unironically.
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 20, 2011 13:02:20 GMT -5
-You really do think that illegal aliens are stealing jobs from Americans. -You think a fence/wall will keep them out. You expect Americans will actually be contracted to build it. |
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Post by QWcanary on Sept 20, 2011 13:21:22 GMT -5
...the thought of competing in a Spelling Bee scares the living shit out of you.
...if you "know" what the Bible says about this or that, but you've never read it.
...if you think Obama actually hired former Russian Monarchs to Cabinet-level positions.
...you think Jesus was born in 'Merica.
...you've twisted the perception of Jesus Christ from a pascifist, nice guy (mostly) who performs free healing to anyone (whores, thieves, etc.) to a gun-totting, xenophobic, capitalist who hates the poor and has a gun rack in the back of his pick-up.
...you wear a mustard-stained "I'm with stupid" shirt.
...you dropped out in 8th grade and are durned proud ovit.
...you dont like them thar books wif words.
...you avoid Kool-Aid, not because your pastor is passing it out at every "boy's club" meeting but more because you just can't figure out how to get 11 cups of water in that tiny little packet.
...you refer to Budweiser and Cheeze-Whiz labels as your daily reading exercise.
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Post by sidburn on Sept 20, 2011 13:35:21 GMT -5
- you threaten to go on a shooting rampage if your side loses an election
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Post by verasthebrujah on Sept 20, 2011 13:41:29 GMT -5
-You think that the 2nd Amendment is an approach to politics
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Post by sidburn on Sept 20, 2011 16:51:23 GMT -5
- you think Tucson and Columbine were touching examples of young Americans exercising their God-given 2nd Amendment rights
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queenofhearts
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Another atheist transgirl with too many opinions and not enough money
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Post by queenofhearts on Sept 20, 2011 17:10:16 GMT -5
your foreign policy is "yee-haw"
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Post by Caitshidhe on Sept 20, 2011 17:21:04 GMT -5
...you describe the descendants of European invaders as 'real Americans' without a hint of irony.
...you honestly believe that big corporations that pat NEGATIVE taxes are being taxed too much.
...you get all of your news from Fox and don't check from anywhere else.
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