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Post by sidburn on Sept 21, 2011 10:14:26 GMT -5
- you think one's political party determines their salvation
- your house has wheels and your car doesn't
- you're against gay marriage, but want to marry your guns
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Post by verasthebrujah on Sept 21, 2011 11:27:08 GMT -5
-You're not racist, BUT...
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Post by QWcanary on Sept 21, 2011 12:27:34 GMT -5
...when your family tree runs pretty much in a straight line.
- you bellow about the perceived gay threat against the "sanctity" of marriage but have no problem with your adulterous gramma-daughter/uncle-cousin or underage marriages.
...you hold your cult gatherings at a local Denny's.
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Post by sidburn on Sept 21, 2011 13:08:36 GMT -5
- you think all rich people are hardworking saints who deserve welfare and tax cuts and all poor people (excluding yourself of course) are lazy drug addicts who should just FOAD
- you have 50 guns and an SUV that gets 10 MPG and it STILL doesn't compensate for the fact that you have a tiny penis
- you're still upset that the South lost the Civil War and still consider yourself and people like you to be the only Real Patriotic Americans(TM)
- the only parts of the Bible you've actually read are the parts on homosexuality
- you insist that the Nazis were liberals, no matter how many similarities there are between their views and yours
- you support David Duke's presidential run and still insist that the Tea Party isn't racist
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Post by scotsgit on Sept 21, 2011 14:37:49 GMT -5
- Between you and 100 friends, you own more guns than most small countries, but none of you will join the army
- You think that the whole of Europe is run by Communists
- You think WWII began in 1941 and your country did all the fighting
- You think Socialism, Facism and Liberalism are the same thing
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Post by verasthebrujah on Sept 21, 2011 14:40:05 GMT -5
-And that Islam and atheism are the same thing
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Post by Aqualung on Sept 21, 2011 15:29:59 GMT -5
-You have a rebel flag on your gigantic, loud, souped-up pickup truck
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Post by scotsgit on Sept 21, 2011 16:52:47 GMT -5
- You believe that a white man who is President must be a Christian, whereas a black man can't be either.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Sept 21, 2011 17:09:53 GMT -5
- you think Tucson and Columbine were touching examples of young Americans exercising their God-given 2nd Amendment rights Okay, no. That's going too far. |
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Post by brendanrizzo on Sept 22, 2011 13:04:14 GMT -5
- You support violence against your political enemies, and then backpedal when someone follows through with it.
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Post by N. De Plume on Sept 22, 2011 13:28:07 GMT -5
- you think Tucson and Columbine were touching examples of young Americans exercising their God-given 2nd Amendment rights Okay, no. That's going too far. Really? As far as I know, sidburn is not the one that coined the phrase, “Second Amendment Remedies.” |
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 22, 2011 16:34:43 GMT -5
- you think Tucson and Columbine were touching examples of young Americans exercising their God-given 2nd Amendment rights Okay, no. That's going too far. Okay then, what DO they mean by second amendment remedies/solutions? |
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Post by brendanrizzo on Sept 22, 2011 16:43:48 GMT -5
Some Teabaggers may have thought that Jared Loughner was right to shoot Giffords, but as far as I know, no one has ever claimed that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold were the honorable party at Columbine.
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Post by N. De Plume on Sept 22, 2011 17:49:46 GMT -5
Some Teabaggers may have thought that Jared Loughner was right to shoot Giffords, but as far as I know, no one has ever claimed that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold were the honorable party at Columbine. Wow. Is this thread poeing? I thought there was supposed to be a little bit of hyperbole here. As hard as that is to do. |
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Post by scotsgit on Sept 22, 2011 18:33:41 GMT -5
- You think rapists should be hung from the nearest tree, but will vehemently oppose any Bill that seeks to stop domestic violence.
- You own copies of both the Constitution and the Bible but have never read either
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