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Post by sidburn on Sept 15, 2011 14:23:39 GMT -5
- you think 401K is your wife's bra size
- you'd rather bury your sons than bury your guns
- you think Clinton was president on 9/11, Obama was president when the economy collapsed, and Bush was president when Bin Laden was killed
- you think an unborn fetus has more worth as a human being than the woman who carries it
- you're convinced that the Second Amendment is somewhere in the Bible
- you think Jesus said "F__k the poor" rather than "Feed the poor"
- you flunked chemistry in high school, but still know how to mix ammonium nitrate
- you think having dark skin and a name like Hussein automatically makes you a Muslim, no matter what
- you think women are inferior even if you are one yourself
- your definition of "communist" is "anyone to the left of Eric Cartman"
- you think Sarah Palin was more of a victim of Tucson than Gabrielle Giffords was
- you think higher education (or any education for that matter) is for anti-American socialists
- you can't spell
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Post by QWcanary on Sept 15, 2011 14:46:15 GMT -5
- you think Marxism, Socialism, Fascism, Wicca, Atheism, Czars, Satanism, Liberalism, Communism, and Dungeons and Dragons all mean the same goddamned thing!
-you're obese, post-middle-aged, white, and angry who's been milking the system your entire life but get really pissed off when those who actually need help are, well...helped.
-you eat verb tenses for breakfast.
How do you get a Tea Bagger to kill themselves? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.
How do you hide money from a Tea bagger? Put it in the dictionary.
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 15, 2011 14:49:34 GMT -5
-You hate government programs but cry when FEMA is a minute late to your trailer park.
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Post by sidburn on Sept 15, 2011 14:49:37 GMT -5
- you think Marxism, Socialism, Fascism, Wicca, Atheism, Czars, Satanism, Liberalism, Communism, and Dungeons and Dragons all mean the same goddamned thing! -you're obese, post-middle-aged, white, and angry who's been milking the system your entire life but get really pissed off when those who actually need help are, well...helped. -you eat verb tenses for breakfast. How do you get a Tea Bagger to kill themselves? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool. How do you hide money from a Tea bagger? Put it in the dictionary. How do you starve a teabagger? Tell him the chef is black How do you circumcise a teabagger? Kick his sister in the jaw |
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kzn02
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The Master of Tediousness
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Post by kzn02 on Sept 15, 2011 16:03:45 GMT -5
You care more for the fetus than the uninsured.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 15, 2011 16:42:14 GMT -5
- The Hispanic immigrants you despise have better-spelled protest signs than you.
- You believe that freedom of expression means freedom from criticism (but only if you're a far-right conservative).
- Your protest sign includes the words "Freedom", "Liberty", and "Ban gay marriage!"
- You carry a protest sign whining about Obama taking away your gun rights, while in a region where a ban on public carrying of guns was recently lifted by... Obama.
- You believe that Ronald Reagan single-handedly took down the Soviet Union.
- You believe that Iraq attacked America on 9/11.
- You try to disprove climate change using the exact same extreme winter conditions that the theory predicted.
- You genuinely believe that Muslims are in cahoots with gays.
- You tell Canadians that their personal experiences with the Canadian health care system are WRONG because, "Glenn Beck said so."
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apedant
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Over himself, over his body and soul, the individual is sovereign--J S Mill.
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Post by apedant on Sept 15, 2011 17:40:57 GMT -5
You believe Stephen Hawking would not be alive today if he'd lived in a country with socialised medicine.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 15, 2011 17:44:44 GMT -5
You believe Stephen Hawking would not be alive today if he'd lived in a country with socialised medicine. This is my favourite one so far. |
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Post by ragabash on Sept 15, 2011 17:56:13 GMT -5
You believe Stephen Hawking would not be alive today if he'd lived in a country with socialised medicine. This relies on the assumption that a teabagger would have a clue who Stephen Hawking is. |
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Post by sidburn on Sept 15, 2011 18:00:45 GMT -5
The number of chins you have is the same as the number of guns you own
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 15, 2011 18:03:15 GMT -5
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Post by John E on Sept 15, 2011 18:26:06 GMT -5
The number of chins you have is the same as the number of guns you own Hey! *doesn't own any guns* |
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Sept 15, 2011 21:31:01 GMT -5
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Post by Damen on Sept 15, 2011 23:05:02 GMT -5
Fuck you, Rat. I just spent four hours on TVTropes because of you. |
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Sept 15, 2011 23:07:49 GMT -5
Fuck you, Rat. I just spent four hours on TVTropes because of you. You're welcome. |
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