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Post by brendanrizzo on Sept 23, 2011 9:20:51 GMT -5
- You think that the Second Amendment is the only part of the Bill of Rights
- You oppose abortion so much that you think abortion clinics should be bombed and abortionists killed, but are against any form of birth control. Similarly, you are against premarital sex but then wonder why your abstinence-only sex education programs aren't working.
- You honestly, seriously believe that you have a God-given right to persecute others, but that no one else is allowed to persecute you, or even to minorly inconvenience you.
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Post by scotsgit on Sept 23, 2011 12:39:50 GMT -5
- You have protests signs and clothing covered in racist slogans but think you are an oppressed minority
- You think Obama is both a Communist and a Muslim, but can't prove either. Despite having found no proof, this just makes you even more determined you're right
- You think The Patriot and Braveheart were 100% factual
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Post by Vermicious Knid on Sept 23, 2011 14:08:57 GMT -5
- You consider it religious persecution when someone tells you Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas
- You think you're being denied your First Amendment rights when someone tells you to shut the fuck up
- You think all brown people are Muslim
- You think all Muslim people are brown
- You think government should have no say in its citizens' lives unless it's to tell women they can't have abortions or gays that they can't get married
- You drove your car, wallpapered with "support the troops" bumper stickers, to the Republican debate where you proceeded to boo at an openly gay serviceman
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Post by QWcanary on Sept 30, 2011 11:15:44 GMT -5
- if the sorting hat places you in the "Waffle" House.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Sept 30, 2011 20:43:47 GMT -5
- You defend the former Confederacy for any reason whatsoever.
- You honestly believe that the slaveowners who died at the Alamo were freedom fighters.
- You think that anyone the government says is fighting for freedom, actually is (unless said people live in the Middle East, of course.)
- You think everywhere south of Texas is a Third World hellhole.
- You are in favor of the War on Drugs, yet smoke like a chimney and drink like a frat boy.
- You throw a fit when people call you Teabaggers even though you came up with the name.
- You believe all nonwhites are inferior, but will happily sleep with an Asian chick if given the chance.
- You think women should stay in the kitchen making sandwiches for you, while you wholeheartedly support the bids of Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann for the presidency.
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Post by largeham on Sept 30, 2011 21:03:00 GMT -5
If you think same sex marriage is wrong, women shouldn't have access to abortions, Muslims shouldn't be allowed to pray in public, but taking away your guns is removing all freedom.
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Post by QWcanary on Sept 30, 2011 21:07:06 GMT -5
- if you think Dubya personally wrestled Saddam to the ground during his capture, but when discussing the killing of Bin Laden, you insist Obama had nothing to do with it.
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Post by Kisare on Sept 30, 2011 22:50:43 GMT -5
- You think women should stay in the kitchen making sandwiches for you, while you wholeheartedly support the bids of Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann for the presidency. dam nmit, you stole mine... |
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Post by rachael on Oct 1, 2011 7:23:10 GMT -5
-You're "pro-life" but believe people trying to cross the border should be shot on sight.
-You think that electing a woman president is progressive even if she's trying to set women's rights back 30 years.
-You think Christine O'Donnell's comments on masturbation and witchcraft make sense.
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queenofhearts
Junior Member
Another atheist transgirl with too many opinions and not enough money
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Post by queenofhearts on Oct 2, 2011 1:34:39 GMT -5
- You think Texas is the Athens of our day and Rick Perry is our Socrates
- You believe the media has a liberal bias
- You think Glenn Beck has a point
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Post by Jack Bauer on Oct 3, 2011 11:13:39 GMT -5
- You believe in the ten commandments, even the one about thou not killing - exceptin' of course, if'n it's an uppity nigra...
- You believe the South will rise again.
- You believe that chewing Red Man in public is acceptable behaviour as long as you have your spittin' mug with you.
- The furniture in your trailer looks pretty much the same as the furniture on your lawn.
- You don't see that the fact that Sarah Palin couldn't hack it as governor of Alaska might possibly be an indicator that she could not hack running the country.
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