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lighthorseman God Proud Y chromosome owner. Posts: 5,695	Fun analogy Sept 17, 2011 5:44:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lighthorseman on Sept 17, 2011 5:44:54 GMT -5 Sure I'll end up using this.

Mlle Antéchrist God Very Punny So I took the shotgun off the wall, and fired two warning shots... into his head. Posts: 6,527	Fun analogy Sept 17, 2011 6:59:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 17, 2011 6:59:34 GMT -5 Definitely saving this for future use.
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catanon Guest	Fun analogy Sept 17, 2011 10:21:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by catanon on Sept 17, 2011 10:21:03 GMT -5 That is quite possibly the best analogy for that sort of behavior I've ever seen.

Napoleon the Clown Global Moderator Here to Eat Your Dreams That Creepy Guy from Your Math Class Posts: 4,583,970	Fun analogy Sept 17, 2011 16:03:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Napoleon the Clown on Sept 17, 2011 16:03:46 GMT -5 Fixed it for you. (Protip: If it doesn't end with .jpg, .gif or .png it probably isn't going to show up right.)
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gyeonghwa God The epically gay pikachu. Posts: 1,476	Fun analogy Sept 17, 2011 16:08:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gyeonghwa on Sept 17, 2011 16:08:50 GMT -5 (I'm not sure if I'm interpreting this right)
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A Reasonable Rat Senior Member Just a beneficial mutation. Posts: 394	Fun analogy Sept 17, 2011 16:19:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by A Reasonable Rat on Sept 17, 2011 16:19:57 GMT -5 Sept 17, 2011 16:03:46 GMT -5 Napoleon the Clown said: Fixed it for you. (Protip: If it doesn't end with .jpg, .gif or .png it probably isn't going to show up right.) Second'd.
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Amaranth God Dead End--Rude and Not Ginger Posts: 7,039	Fun analogy Sept 17, 2011 16:21:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Amaranth on Sept 17, 2011 16:21:13 GMT -5 Been there, done that. Still good to whip out when people belittle Rape VICTIMS. Apologies for screwing up my wording there.
	Last Edit: Sept 17, 2011 16:21:43 GMT -5 by Amaranth MLP Spam derailment....Cool. Creepy passes at underage girls derailment....Cool. Self-promotion derailment....Cool. <snip for flame-bait outside an actual F&B thread.> Stupid meme derailment....Cool. Harmless flirting? ZOMG ADMIN ATTENTION REQUIRED!!!! HARASSMENT! CAPS!

UnperfectStranger New Member Posts: 6	Fun analogy Sept 17, 2011 16:55:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by UnperfectStranger on Sept 17, 2011 16:55:30 GMT -5 Yes. Goddamn yes. I'm saving this argument. Fucking GENIUS
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DeadpanDoubter God Technicality Wizard-o-Rama Why are you still in my house? Posts: 6,204	Fun analogy Sept 17, 2011 17:23:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 17, 2011 17:23:26 GMT -5 Eh. Needs to be extended to someone being robbed blind by a trusted friend or lover. "Are you sure you didn't indicate that he could take your wallet?"
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Admiral Lithp God Winner of the 09/'09 Epic Nailed It! Award Veni veni venias, neme more facias, Snailiroth! Posts: 9,240	Fun analogy Sept 17, 2011 17:41:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Admiral Lithp on Sept 17, 2011 17:41:21 GMT -5 I'm not sure I've ever seen quite that iteration of rape apology. I've seen "what if it was just an honest mistake?" & "the way you were dressed, you were asking for it," but I don't think I've ever seen the 2 put together.
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gyeonghwa God The epically gay pikachu. Posts: 1,476	Fun analogy Sept 17, 2011 17:50:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gyeonghwa on Sept 17, 2011 17:50:31 GMT -5 Oh okay now I get it.
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tolpuddlemartyr God Wicked Awesome Pro union, left wing, atheist shitstirrer Posts: 2,202	Fun analogy Sept 17, 2011 18:09:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Sept 17, 2011 18:09:17 GMT -5 This is rather clever.
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Post by ragabash on Sept 17, 2011 19:47:04 GMT -5

Up until the part where the cop shows s/he gets it, that could have been my ex-wife, the delightful woman who once explained on one of her online hang-outs that if I hadn't wanted to be emotionally abused I should have just told her not to be abusive, because I was just asking for it by suffering from depression.

Climate change leads to severe winters.
Economic crisis lead to poverty and hunger.
Severe winters and hunger lead to wendigo.

Be afraid.

ironbite God Chibi Does NOT Mean Harmless! I'm the cutest thing ever to come out of the Jurrassic Age. Posts: 8,975	Fun analogy Sept 17, 2011 19:54:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ironbite on Sept 17, 2011 19:54:56 GMT -5 Should've been a man and hit her Ragabash. Ironbite-but now you get half her stuff so it's ok.
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Amaranth God Dead End--Rude and Not Ginger Posts: 7,039	Fun analogy Sept 17, 2011 20:34:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Amaranth on Sept 17, 2011 20:34:02 GMT -5 Sept 17, 2011 19:54:56 GMT -5 ironbite said: Should've been a man and hit her Ragabash. But then a cosmic vortex might've opened up.
	MLP Spam derailment....Cool. Creepy passes at underage girls derailment....Cool. Self-promotion derailment....Cool. <snip for flame-bait outside an actual F&B thread.> Stupid meme derailment....Cool. Harmless flirting? ZOMG ADMIN ATTENTION REQUIRED!!!! HARASSMENT! CAPS!

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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 17, 2011 6:59:34 GMT -5

Post by catanon on Sept 17, 2011 10:21:03 GMT -5

Post by Napoleon the Clown on Sept 17, 2011 16:03:46 GMT -5

Post by gyeonghwa on Sept 17, 2011 16:08:50 GMT -5

Post by A Reasonable Rat on Sept 17, 2011 16:19:57 GMT -5

Post by Amaranth on Sept 17, 2011 16:21:13 GMT -5

Post by UnperfectStranger on Sept 17, 2011 16:55:30 GMT -5

Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 17, 2011 17:23:26 GMT -5

Post by Admiral Lithp on Sept 17, 2011 17:41:21 GMT -5

Post by gyeonghwa on Sept 17, 2011 17:50:31 GMT -5

Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Sept 17, 2011 18:09:17 GMT -5

Post by ragabash on Sept 17, 2011 19:47:04 GMT -5

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Post by Amaranth on Sept 17, 2011 20:34:02 GMT -5