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Post by Tiger on Dec 25, 2009 20:48:58 GMT -5
Firecrackers? Like cherry bombs? Yeah like those are going to do real damage. Terrorist Noob! Actually it could. Confined space + fire + pressurized cabin. Could. Highly doubtful, though.
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Post by Tiger on Dec 25, 2009 20:42:17 GMT -5
A multitool, a pen with a flashlight and laser pointer (which I used to force my dogs to run in circles until it no longer amused me), Civ 4, Diplomacy (the board game), a new projection clock (I've actually had trouble sleeping since my old one broke), a nerf sword, a pair of night vision goggles, and a clocky (the alarm clock that makes you chase it down before it'll turn off).
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Post by Tiger on Dec 25, 2009 11:58:49 GMT -5
You're giving me rocks that I can set on fire? For free?
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Post by Tiger on Dec 25, 2009 2:04:05 GMT -5
I was bored and started reading through Buzzardhut's list. I got to the history section before I realized how long it was and exactly how much effort he'd put into that steaming pile of fail. Woooow.
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Post by Tiger on Dec 25, 2009 1:50:39 GMT -5
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Post by Tiger on Dec 24, 2009 23:46:09 GMT -5
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious/secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
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Post by Tiger on Dec 24, 2009 23:39:20 GMT -5
Did someone say my name?
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Post by Tiger on Dec 24, 2009 23:14:24 GMT -5
It guessed (...) Samantha Fox (...) right the first try. The singer, or the porn actress? I just discovered that "Is your character a porn actor?" is one of the questions it can ask.
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Post by Tiger on Dec 24, 2009 23:04:39 GMT -5
They had better land the monkey on Mars, so that when humans get there we have a ready supply of monkey butlers and delicious dinner. You need at least two monkeys for that. Another reason to support my "two monkeys" plan.
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Post by Tiger on Dec 24, 2009 23:00:56 GMT -5
Every time something like this happens, someone rather quickly puts up a step-by-step guide to removing it. Just google the name of the virus and you should find it.
Also, [insert shameless plug for OSX here].
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Post by Tiger on Dec 24, 2009 22:45:37 GMT -5
Why is the first amendment so hard for people to understand?
She does realize that that makes it worse, right? That it means any child who opts out (or is opted out by their parents) basically gets to sit alone in a classroom while everyone else is off doing fun stuff?
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Post by Tiger on Dec 22, 2009 21:33:06 GMT -5
It couldn't guess the Big Figure from Watchmen. Going to try Bothari from the Miles Vorkosigan books next.
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Post by Tiger on Dec 22, 2009 21:31:37 GMT -5
A Scanner Darkly and re-reading The Ancestor's Tale. Both are wonderful.
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Post by Tiger on Dec 22, 2009 15:52:15 GMT -5
That's cruel. Send two monkeys so the first one won't be lonely.
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Post by Tiger on Dec 22, 2009 15:51:33 GMT -5
Loon.
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